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Sossy Inday Textmessages
“guess what? Those not-so-
stunning guys keeps on
staring at my newly
manicured nails while the
copy-cat freaks envy my
stylish cut mane.
Unfortunately after a great
day at the spa, I have to
step on this muddy &
stinking place just to
purchase some veggies”
-Inday nakikipagchikahan s
tindera s palenke
“Ching chang chung shang
tian li yao lai. Mo yang shang
hai la? Piao xi moi pai poi la
tang siang, tiaoque, bo cho
lo ke.”
-si Inday nagbakasyon s
Hong Kong
Guy1: Oh man! Chek dis out.
Luk at my neighbor’s pool, 2
o’clock.
He handed d binoculars 2 his
friend..
Guy2: Woah! Watta hot chick
dude! I luv ur neighbor. Hu’s
dat hotie?
Guy1: I dont kno. I wish I
knew her.
At d neighbor Amo: Hoy Inday! Umahon kna
jan s pool! MglutO kna ng
merienda!
:-p
Menikanikow ni Monico eng
mekina neng menikew ni
Monica..
Peskow,peksew..
Booteke,betooka..
Damn! I cnt delivr d Flpno
tongue twstrs!
- c inday,nagsa2nay..Ü
AMO: Bonus mo Inday, P4k. Merry Xmas!
INDAY: Thank you. It wil go strayt 2 my foundation.
INDAY sa Deal or No Deal:
(ending part)
KRIS: Sharmel,b4 u open d briefcase, i wud lyk 2 thank figliarina by Schubizz 4 my sandals, bambi fuentes 4 my hair & make-up,& pepsi herera 4 my gown tonyt.
INDAY:Ahh,mam kris, can i thank also a few pipol?
KRIS: oh,Sure inday!
INDAY: i wud lyk also to thank Frank Provost for my hair & make-up,Jimmy Choo 4 my sandals & Oscar dela Renta 4 my gown tonight, also to d pipol of CARTIER 4 my earings.
KRIS: (nag walk-out)
“bloody hell!! What the fuck
did just landeD on my cutie
top? I mean i’ve spended all
day just to make my self
look fabulous. I think ill have
this eewy thing removed in
a whip wham of time!”
-reaction ni inday nung
natalsikan sya ng mantika
habang nagluluto ng TILAPIA..
MRS: Inday dba matalino k?
Ano twag sa unahan ng
kotse?
INDAY: ofcors the bumber..
MRS: Tanga! Karera twag
dun. Naisahan dn kta!
hahaha..
INDAY: pathetic..ü
“don’t limit my capacity in
the 4 corners of this
luxurious abode. Expose me
to the real challenges of the
outside world. I want to
grow as an individual with
dynamic experiences.”
-inday, nagrereklamo kse
ayaw cya isama s enchanted
kingdom..ö
jeepney driver: hoy! bkit
sais lng ang bnayad mo?!
syete na ang pamasahe
ngeun!
inday: i am currently
enrolled in a 2-year
vocational course in an
academic institution.
Therefore, i am a student
and, by this fact, i am
entitled to have the
inalienable right to avail of
a certain discount on my
jeepney fare. this is why i
provided a payment less
than what you expected
because that is according to
the law, as stated in the
fare matrix.
driver: ok.ok fine!
Ederlyn: ikw b ang inday n
cnsb nla? at cnu k pr i2lad s
akn ang iyong ksikatn
ngyong akoy nnnhmk n? wl
kng krptan pr pntayan aq!
Hayop k!
Inday: my apologies, bt d
fact is, ur glory days r ovr
my frnd. I fnd it sumwat
ridiculous, ur persistence on
persuading pipol 2 come 2
ur prty dt nvr existd is
bgnning 2 get in2 my
nerves! Damn u ederlyn!
damn u!no1 undrmines
inday’s intelect.. bitch… *evil
laf*
-nag-away na cna ederlyn
at inday. =D
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